Indian toilets

Am sitting in an internet cafe in Mumbai. Although not the primary reason for comming here I just did a quick google search for how to use Indian toilets. Here is the best description I found:

Butt Care

Ann, this is how it's done. Put one foot on each of the pads on
either side of the hole(or ditch). Squat and crap. Using your LEFT HAND, wet the
hand with your water supply. This is so the crap doesn't stick to the hand. Wipe
your anus clean with the wet fingers. Rinse off the feces from fingers with the
water supply. This leaves you clean as paper at least and not wet like the timid
splash method.

Nice!!!!!

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