Chaps

Me: I think I might write a blog entry this evening, now that I'm suitably inebriated.
Young Simon: Don't you mean suitably lubricated?
Internal Monologue: wtf?
Me: ...er no.

Minions, how have you been?

Well lots of stuff has happend recently. Here's a couple of select blog-esque entries for you to ponder:

Rob and Elliot's Hampton

Hey everyone, how are you? That’s good. We haven’t spoken in some time and I wanted to let you know that I am still alive...

True Contradictiction's very own Dicky Warbo

Apologies dear readers my blog has been devoid of content this week...

And my very own critically aclaimed blogtastic blog:

I feel obliged to apologise for not posting over the last couple of days...

So basically a whole load of peple apologising for shit. If they really cared they would have just updated their blog to provide their minons with the general interest articles that they crave. Do any of you want an apology? Obviously you must be destraught after such a period of absence and ready to hear some words of wisdom from your lord and master: so in that case what do I have to say for myself? Mundane detail? Well that is the theme of this blog.

So this morning I woke up at 6:45am, only to discover I was still fully dressed (even in my hat and coat). I seem to be getting in to the habbit of getting fucked off my face at the regular corporate "free bar" events I have become accustom to and waking up the next morning feeling rather worse for ware and with a selection of corporate branded goods. Whatever, it's all good.

Anyway I have done other stuff this week, but hardly anything interesting or amusing enough to merit writing about. Anyway I should really go ahead and sleep off my intoxication. Later minions; nice to converse with you again. (btw. I can't be bothered to read thü or spell-check)

AS.